Please email me your entries for our member's page guys, and try to fil in the descriptions too: deanbetts@gmail.com
 | NAME(S): MATTHEW GRIFFITHS, BUCK-TOOTH, CLUB FOOT RELATION TO CLUB: PART-TIMER COMMITMENT LEVEL: FINE-WEATHER FOOTBALLER TRAITS: RUNNING WHILST HOLDING SHIRT, MUMBLING INSULTS, SCORCHING LONG RANGE SHOTS |
 | NAME(S): BONNIE, ALAN BOKSIC RELATION TO CLUB: GIRLFRIEND DE LE CAPITAN COMMITMENT LEVEL: SEE YOU WHEN I GET THERE, IF I EVER GET THEEEERE TRAITS: HALF TIME KISSES, DRINKING TEA, NOT SEEING HER BOYFRIEND'S WONDER GOALS... |
 | NAME(S): ADAM LEVERTON, WHERE'S WALLY RELATION TO CLUB: TREASURER COMMITMENT LEVEL: ALL-WEATHER WARRIOR TRAITS: WEARING A BIG ORANGE COAT WHEN IT RAINS, LOOKING LIKE WHERE'S WALLY THE REST OF THE TIME. |
 | NAMES(S): BETH, BETHY, BETHY-P. RELATION TO CLUB: LEFT BACK'S LEADING LADY COMMITMENT LEVEL: LIKE SHIT ON YER SHOE TRAITS: BIG GLASSES, LONG COATS, PINT OF GUINESS AFTER THE MATCH |
 | NAMES(S): TOM WORN/ WORNEY/ GINGE RELATION TO CLUB: MASCOT, TOKEN GINGER COMMITMENT LEVEL: MUSTN'T BREAK THE BALL AND CHAIN TRAITS: EATING DINNER WITH GIRLFRIEND, SLICING THE BALL, SHOUTING: WORNEY'S BALL! AND THEN NOT KICKING IT, CRUNCHING NICK GOOLD. |
 | NAMES(S): ARCHIE, ARCH, ARCHIBALD, BLOODY DOG! RELATION TO CLUB: NUISANCE / PEST COMMITMENT LEVEL: BAGS OF ENTHUSIASM, CHASES EVERYTHING TRAITS: BARKING, GETTING HIS OWNER IN TROUBLE, ALWAYS NAGGING TO BE SUBBED ON. |
 | NAMES(S): RICK, RICARDINHO RELATION TO CLUB: EX PLAYER, NOW PLAYS FOR UNITED ACES COMMITMENT LEVEL: REGULAR TRAINER, BIG CURRY EATER. TRAITS: SKANKING HIS MATES, CRUNCHING CHALLENGES, WEARING CONES. |
 | NAMES(S): DEB, DEBS, DEBBIE, DEBORAH, MUM. RELATION TO CLUB: FOOTBALL "MOM" / SHIT-PICKER. COMMITMENT LEVEL: "ONLY IF I CAN BRING ARCHIE!" TRAITS: GETTING SHOUTED AT WHEN HER DOG RUNS ON THE PITCH. BLINKING FOR PHOTO'S. |
