TIM AUSTIN

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Timmeh
10th May 1987
estimated cloud level
Syston
English
Centre back/ pub stool
Middle
2yrs Queni Juniors, 4yrs Syston Town Juniors, 2yrs Birstall C.C.F.C., 1yr Meadow Lane Rangers.
If in doubt... take him out!
none that ive noticed
Befriending opposition/ hidden shirt pull
Daydreaming, being scared of cramp
Chelsea, Barcelona, Chelsea
Rule Fox
Promotion, never be subbed, never score, never score an own goal
Whatever Lee shouts
Sleep in an oxygen tank, whilst on a petrol drip
Meditation, adjust wedgie
Running around with men in shorts chasing a ball